garbage
garbage dick
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you win
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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