I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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