How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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