last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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