shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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