at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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