I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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