But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
If I die, sorry about rent.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize