I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Found your dick twin last night
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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