I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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