We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We're too hungover to prance.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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