we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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