I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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