why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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