he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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