Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
pop tarts are not kleenex
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
