Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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