I cockslap morals
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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