Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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