Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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