She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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