maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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