I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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