How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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