No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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