i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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