You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
