dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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