people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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