i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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