what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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