their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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