That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
