I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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