problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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