Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
People in love make me want to vomit
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I need mimosas to revive my soul
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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