so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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