You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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