Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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