Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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