i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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