physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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