in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just had sex bonerless
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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