Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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