just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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