Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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