Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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