I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
