I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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