at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Green mimosas i think yes
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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