my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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