apparently the secret to your success is patron
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize