WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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