I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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