This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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