I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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